It's becoming a morning ritual for the kids to
crawl jump in bed with us in the mornings. Yesterday there was much jumping and body slamming to be had when the following conversation took place:
Haven: "Owww... Seamus just hit my bladders"
Me: "Bladders, as in more than one?"
Haven: "Yes those two balls under my pee-pee."
Me: *snicker* "Babe, they're called 'testicles'."
Haven: "Testicles? That sounds like tentacles! Bwahahahahahaha!"
Me: "Babe, you're 10 years old now, you're too old to be calling it a 'pee-pee'."
Haven: "What's it supposed to be called?"
Me: "Penis, but I don't really like that word either."
Haven: "Hey Seamus, the real word for pee-pee is a penis!"
Seamus: *stands on the bed and yells* "I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS EVER!!!"
Marshall: *laughing* "Well yes. But you should only use it for good."
Haven: "So what am I supposed to call it then?"
Me: "How about you call it your 'hee haw'.