Avast, ye mateys, Seamus (AKA "Captain Shea Beard") had his fifth birthday last high tide'. We started th' tide wi' breakfast an' balloons.
Durin' th' meal, Daddy tookst some video o' th' birthday boy.
(We save that kind o' fancy talk fer our meals.)
After breakfast, Seamus pillaged his booty wi' a cutlass.
Then we sailed' t' th' seafarin' hearty dinner theater t' celebrate. We asked Seamus` birthmom Alexa t' meet us thar t' surprise th' lad's.
We sat in th' orange section, which means we be t' cheer fer th' orange gentleman o' fortune.This be our seafarin' hearty.
Alexa even got t' participate in th' show. Our buccaneer picked th' lass since she be a beauty. She did it on accoun' o' she wasn't scared.
Here be more portraits for ye t' eyeball. We canna wait t' visit t' scurvy dogs again.
If ye dasn't like th' way I speak ye ortin' ta go away, ya scallywags!