It's been a while since I looked up my stat counter to see who is reading this blog and how they found me. Since I moved my blog over to blogger in June, I've been visited by people in 90 countries. (shoutout to Botswana!)
When I last blogged about keywords leading to my blog, Kat left this nice little comment...
And can you guess what is NOW one of the top keywords leading to my site? Thanks, Kat.
Of course since October, I may have blogged once or twice about a little known book series and movie called, "Twilight". Therefore I have a fair bit of Twilight-themed keywords leading to this site. My favorites were:
are you a twilight freak?
crazy twilight freak
And then you've got your completely random keywords...
animals are my friends and i dont eat my fiends
well, I don't eat fiends either. I do however eat animals. But only tasty ones.
animals eating animals alive
yes, I admit... that can be fascinating to watch. But sorry, can't help you with that.
animals that don't like silence
charlie in sparkly letters
Is Charlie a vampire?
can muslims eat skittles
Hey, I googled that SAME phrase! And no they can't. You're welcome.
Jimmy, have you been playing with google on Mama's computer again?
how do you say raccoon in armenian
I have no idea, but you should google it. Oh wait, you just did. Sorry, can't help you.
i know somebody, who knows somebody, who knows somebody
Hey, I think I know them too. Small world.
injection made my arm turn green
Dude, I think you need URGENTCARE, not google.
dr pepper problem
Yeah I have a Dr Pepper problem. A problem that I'M NOT DRINKING IT. Sigh. Thanks for bringing it up. (15 days clean, by the way)
what would the white house look like if it was painted purple?
Well, I'm thinking it would look like a purple version of the white house. But I think that's a FANTASTIC idea.
bring one guess
Oh, I know this one... 42! Did I get it right?
seventh generation maxi pad
Ok that's just gross.
my neighbor painted their house purple
oh crap, my neighbors have found my blog. I mean, I love my neighbors very much. They're the bestest neighbors ever.
is it right to uninvite family to your home when you decide to have christmas eve early in the day instead of in the evening like its always been
Uh, I think Google is supposed to be used for entering keywords, not run-on sentences.
vampire in my room at night
red haired painter on tv with soothing voice
Oh you know that's my good friend, Bob Ross.
bob ross ends every show with
"From all of us here, we'd like to wish you happy painting and God Bless." Doesn't everyone know that? Duh.
my first try at bob ross
Ok, since you asked... this is my first try at bob ross. Well, it was actually my second try, but the first one went straight in the trash.
who has pictures of bob ross naked?
YOU again. I thought I told you that you NOT TO COME BACK. You are one sick puppy. And apparently very persistent.
obama is gonna steal my money
Dad? Is that you?
pet snake pictures
Well... if you really wanna see them... here they are. Nagini, Neville Longbottom and Severus Snake. (AKA Professor Snake)
my cat has purple hair in the sun
What kind of cat is that? Because I'm pretty sure I need one of those.
how to tell if someone is a freak
well, let's see... if someone has an unhealthy obsession with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Twilight and purple. (in no particular order)
In completely unrelated news, Marshall and I were featured in my very favorite Twilight-themed blog (Letters to Rob). The site is hilarious and I especially love the write-up about Marshall. Click Here to read it. I'm totally famous now! I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to me, I'd like to thank my 5th grade teacher, Miss Medema, for accepting my friend request on Facebook, and last but not least, I'd like to thank Joss Whedon, for, well, everything.