Tuesday, November 11, 2008

You Know You're A Twilight Freak When....

(Thank you Vanessa for sending this to me)

You know you're a Twilight freak when...


1. You have a twilight tee shirt.

2. You jump up and scream when you catch sight of a shiny silver Volvo.

3. You want to find a meadow in the middle of the woods and just lay there forever.

4. If someone is very warm, you assume that they're a werewolf.

5. If someone trips (falls, slides down a flight of stairs, etc.) you use the term "Pulling a Bella".

6. You beg your friends that haven't read it to read it.....daily.

7. You have trouble grasping the fact that Edward Cullen IS a fictional character.
But I can dream, can't I?

8. You compare the characters to your friends.

9. When you hear thunder, you think of the Cullens playing baseball.

10. The majority of your Bumper Stickers and Flair on Facebook have something to do with Twilight and/or Edward Cullen.

11. You dump glitter on your boyfriend/husband so you can at least pretend he's Edward.

12. You really do think you can hear Edward in your head.

13. You are constantly saying "You wouldn't get it--it's a Twilight thing" to the non-readers.

14. Your friends always ask you "Is that a good book?" and you drop the book and stare at them like they just said it wasn't.

15. You are planning on moving to Forks, WA someday.

16. Every time you hear the name "Edward" you think of Edward Cullen.

17. Your heart nearly stopped when you found out the movies coming out 11.21.08 instead of 12.12.08

18. You finished each book in less than 4 hours and didn’t put the book down once.

19. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you wanna go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice.

20. The name Victoria sends chills down your body.

21. Twilight is your favorite time of the day.

22. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better.”

23. You think Dracula is a phony.

24. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or Bella.

25. You have recently wondered what your blood might smell like.

26. You go into Victoria’s Secret and half expect to see a certain red headed vampire standing there.

27. Your favorite color is blue.

28. You think your friend is delusional. Because you know that Edward is YOURS.

29. When rainy weather makes you think of Forks and it makes you happy.

30. You have proposed locking the kids in a closet so you can go see the Twilight movie.

31. Nov-21, Twilight, or Mom's birthday? I SAY TWILIGHT!

32. You wanna cut and style your best friends hair, so she can be like ALICE!

33. You re-read twilight throughout the day because its more interesting than real life.

34. When you're stressed you threaten to curl into a ball and wait for your Edward.

35. You're reading these and sighing because you know you do all of them.
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My personal favorite is #11. I haven't tried it yet, but I'm headed to Michael's in a few minutes to buy a big container of glitter to throw at Marshall.



Now... to announce the winner of the brand new unopened Twilight Movie Soundtrack...


Congratulations to Jen! Please email me your address so I can mail the soundtrack to you. Your profile doesn't list your location, but even if you live in Mongolia, I will find some way to get it to you!


And don't forget... I have two more Twilight giveaways coming up. One for the Movie Companion, and one for.... nah... it's too big. I can't say it yet. Your heads might explode. Trust me. It's gonna be good!

26 comments:

  1. Seriously, you crack me up! Should I even tell you that I just finished that LAST book 5 minutes ago...?!?!?!?

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  2. This is great! Nov 21 is so far off. Sigh.

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  3. Congrats to the winner!

    Seriously, what's the big giveaway? Huh? Huh? I won't tell. Promise.

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  4. Hahaha! That's too funny :D I love it!

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  5. You know you're a freak when... you trample other people and cause a riot. http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/11/10/twilight-fans-start-mini-riot-in-san-francisco/
    -BA :-)

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  6. My dad's birthday is Nov. 21st...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this list. What a great way to start the morning. Sigh.

    By the way, I have now finished all of the books. I've read the first and second one twice, and I'm almost done with the third one twice, then I'm going to read the last one again. I am such a geek I can't stand it.

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  7. I knew I had been saving that pixie dust from childhood for something...!

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  8. Oh yes, count me in for most of these. One of my friends finally said to me, "maybe I don't want to read it"! Gasp!!!

    I'm glad I didn't win so that I can save my speech for the big one!

    Cute post - love it! Lor

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  9. Oh, I'm laughing at the whole list! And I love the idea of glitter on the hubby! hehehe Seriously, hillarious! I'm a little sad I didn't win your give-away, but its okay . . . I'm still sticking around . . . :-)

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  10. #11 made me laugh out loud ... too bad I was drinking my Pumpkin Spice Coffee at the time. ;-)

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  11. My head's already exploding-- tell me!!
    Ok, I'll take some sudafed and check back.
    LOVED this list, and yes, I'm sighing away.

    Congrats to jen!

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  12. That was great. I guess I am officially a Twilight freak..and proud of it. Can't wait for more giveaways!

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  13. Oh, yeah... I'm a Twilight freak, too.

    But you know what they say... the more, the merrier!

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  14. #11 was my favorite too...but seriously I relate to so many of these things. Is that sad?!

    I am such a Twilight pusher...I want others to be addicted like me.

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  15. I may have to try the dumping glitter on my husband thing. Great idea!

    I'm so excited about the win!! Thanks--I just emailed you my address. Let me know if I don't get it.

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  16. Oops, I meant to say Let me know if YOU don't get it. I guess I'm just so excited about winning that I can't even type!! :)

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  17. OMG - just excited at the possibility of your giveaways!

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  18. You know you're a freak when you start talking about the characters with another fan in line at the Starbucks and people think you're talking about people you know.

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  19. I love your list. Very good, and yes I was agreeing with them all.

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  20. We dumped glitter on Katie for her Edward costume. I can't believe more people didn't recognize her!

    And I cannot wait for my head to explode...

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  21. My head is already exploding! Oooh I can't wait to hear!

    LOVED that list...And I probably do MOST if not ALL of those things...

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  22. Oh that's such an entertaining list. Glitter, really? Let us know his reaction!

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  23. 36. Your 2 year old sees a movie poster and declares, "look Mama, it's your special movie!"

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  24. I am ready to read them all again. I miss Edward. However, part of me is relieved to not have the whole cullens clan in my head 24 hours a day. Great post! And oh so true...

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