I started this little ol' blog in June 2006. I don't check my stat counter too often, but when I do, the part that I find most interesting is: What countries are represented? So far, I've had visits from 67 countries. (Shout-out to Mongolia!)
But that brings up the question: How are these people finding me? Some are finding me through their search engines, by typing in keywords. What are some of those keywords that lead them/you to my site, you ask? Well, ok, you didn't ask... but I'm gonna tell you anyway.
I'd prefer to think of myself as "healthy".
"medieval times sucks"
Yes it does. Go to the Pirate Dinner Theater instead.
"tomato bisque soup at medieval times"
just one of the reasons why Medieval Times sucks.
"she is an exhibitionist"
hmmm... I'm pretty sure this is not that type of blog.
briana baker sand diego model
Is "Sand Diego" near San Diego?
costa rica staying with a family story July 2008
Sorry, never been. But I hear it's lovely.
"truant officer" and "blog"
hey now... no need to go there. My homeschooling is legit. Quick hide the Xbox 360!
I'm glad you find my purple house relaxing. I do too.
dr. pepper addiction
You've definitely come to the right place!
dr. pepper roach
Who in their right mind would put "Dr. Pepper" next to "roach"??? Unless you're talking ying/yang kind of things... like nectar of the gods vs. pure evil.
phobia of roaches
Blattodephobia. Yes I know the term. Because I suffer from it.
eyes checked need glasses blog
I've had my eyes checked and needed glasses since 3rd grade. But I don't like to talk about it. And I'm not going to blog about it. Except for just now. But not again.
Sorry, don't have one.
a good birthday gift
complete my birthday gift
Again... ask Marshall.
what to get someone who's dying for a birthday gift
Marshall would know!
"planning chart for apologia botany"
Your guess is as good as mine. I got nothing for this one.
first journey with my wife
I'm fairly certain I never blogged about that.
I've got that. Badly.
why does my arm hurt after typhoid injection
Uh, because you just had a typhoid injection.
how should my arm feel after typhoid injection
Oh I know this one! Your arm should feel sore. And I would know.
pirate gift stores
Sorry, no pirate store here, but let me know if you find a good one. I love me some pirates! Aaarrrrggg. (sorry, couldn't help myself)
ragdoll female scratches
Well... we have two male ragdoll kitties. But they don't scratch. Sorry, can't help you.
my family is no fun anymore
I beg to differ!
mac how to "cross out text"
how to deal with solicitors
Oh, oh oh! I know how to make solicitors go away!
I included my picture!
Well, apparently I did. (that's me with the red hair)
And then some keywords make sense. After all... I'm obsessed with Bob Ross and have blogged about him many times. That's probably what led these keywords to my blog...
Bob Ross marathon
yes! all that's missing is a glass of wine and a comfy blanket to curl up under.
Bob Ross "full episode"
yes! would you settle for less? I wouldn't.
Bob Ross "sleep"
bob ross online episodes
haven't found those yet
bob ross soothing
Yes he is!
the story of bob ross
I do happen to know that one.
the joy of painting knife only episodes
Some of the best ones!
naked bob ross
Oh for the love of all that is holy!!! Why would someone type that into a search engine? Come on, no need to tarnish his memory by that VERY scary mental picture. You won't find that on this blog. Go away and get some therapy. Right now.
And then there is my love of snakes, my ownership of snakes and my blogging about snakes which must have led to these...
show snak picturer
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess this is not a native english speaker.
Hey, I've ordered from there!
dart frog reptile shows
It's only a matter of time before I have those cute and colorful little poison dart frogs in my collection... Mwah ha ha ha ha. Oh, sorry about that. Got a little carried away.
big yellow snake
I have a tiny yellow snake. Does that count?
are snakes pet in Ethiopia
I really have no idea.
Really? With all the snake enthusiasts out there, this would lead to my blog?
reptie snake picture
I've never heard of a "reptie" snake. Is that venomous?
show pictures of all reptiles
I'm fairly certain my readers would prefer I don't.
picture of a person and a snake
Oh, you mean this picture? (hey... don't be mad at me, you're the one who clicked it!)
Hey, you found me!
So, if you're one of those people who found this blog through a random keyword... WELCOME and feel free to come back again. Unless you're the "naked bob ross" person. You're not invited to come back.