I finally know the secret to Motionless Exercise. I think it’s absolutely brilliant. No diet, I can drink all the Dr. Pepper I want, and lose inches fast! All it takes is 15 minutes a day.
I must admit, when I first saw “The Secret to Motionless Exercise” on my television guide, I thought to myself, “Hey! I would like to know the secret to motionless exercise!”
So I tivo’d the show and watched the entire thing. It basically showed several pudgy women getting ambushed, one at a time, in a mall by the the skinny woman who created the program. She asked them to step behind the curtain and watch her video. Each time the formerly skeptical pudgy woman would emerge from the curtain and proclaim how amazed she was, how all her muscles were all tingly, and what a great workout that was.
By the end of the 30 minute program, I was no closer to finding out the secret to motionless exercise. They did, however, provide the information necessary to purchase the complete Shapely Secrets program. This entire program can be yours for the low, low price of two payments of $19.99. But wait! There’s more!!! If you order the program, you get TWO free gifts! You get a Shapely Secrets make-up bag and also a platinum-plated pendant necklace.
If that’s not a good deal, I don’t know what is!
Brilliant, isn’t it? I’m going to order mine today.